When I get sad I stop being sad and be AWESOME instead. True story!
He's not coming.
Have you met Ted?
suitjamas: be ready to game 24/7
beware of shit tests:
If I ask you to change too many things about yourself, you're not gonna be the man I fell in love with.
- and just for fun:
I only have one rule: for every three tens you bang, throw a bone to a five.
– Barney, S08E23