• Inner Game

    When I get sad I stop being sad and be AWESOME instead. True story!

    –Barney

  • Opener

    He's not coming.

    –Barney

  • Opener

    Have you met Ted?

    –Barney

  • suitjamas: be ready to game 24/7

  • beware of shit tests:

    If I ask you to change too many things about yourself, you're not gonna be the man I fell in love with.

    –Robin

  • and just for fun:

    I only have one rule: for every three tens you bang, throw a bone to a five.

    – Barney, S08E23